His city burns. Will he fight fire with fire?

(Source: odiinsons)

1 week ago on 11 September 2014    via effie214   originally from odiinsons

rainnecassidy:

saltwaterandink:

leviswaxedass:

dahniwitchoflight:

leviswaxedass:

disneydamselestelle:

scottylubemeup:

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.

so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.

(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )

HOLY SHIT WHAT

I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.

JESUS CHRIST JESUS.

YOU NASTY.

#WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN JESUS IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS JESUS

THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—

Plot Twist: The Bible is full of blowjobs

Er.

I’m pretty sure this changes everything.

No no no no no. No. Not true.

Yes, feet is a euphemism for feet in HEBREW. Not Greek! The New Testament is in GREEK. So when Jesus washes his disciples feet, or when the woman anoints Jesus’ feet with perfume and that other woman washes them with her tears (two different accounts), you can be pretty damn sure they actually mean LITERAL FEET.

And there is no account of Jesus washing the feet of women.

Old Testament (written in both Hebrew and Aramaic) is less clear, but even then, sometimes they are really talking about feet.

History side of tumblr, back me up here!

1 week ago on 11 September 2014    via rainnecassidy   originally from scottylubemeup

aaegon:

"By the end of the story, it’s not that she has learned to be better or he’s learned to be better. It’s that they both improved through knowing each other." - Margaret Dunlap

1 week ago on 11 September 2014    via agreyeyedgirl   originally from aaegon

justlookatthosesausages:

regina-mills:

Once Upon a Time: a summary

love how Regina doesn’t even need a line

1 week ago on 11 September 2014    via lady-silverblood   originally from regina-mills
  • me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
  • friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
  • me: what the fuck i dont have time for this
#about me   #lol  
1 week ago on 10 September 2014    via rosietwiggs   originally from dajo42
1 week ago on 10 September 2014    via effie214   originally from matafari

(Source: iwantcupcakes)

1 week ago on 10 September 2014    via absentlyabbie   originally from iwantcupcakes

hayley atwell tweeting from the first day of agent carter

(Source: cappyrogers)

1 week ago on 10 September 2014    via thelightofthingshopedfor   originally from cappyrogers

"So, we kidnap a rich man’s wife, cut off her ear, and then send it to him; special delivery. And then we just.. keep chopping… bits of her off, until he pays the ransom…"

(St Trinians, 2007)

(Source: benbruckner)

1 week ago on 10 September 2014    via emptylighters   originally from benbruckner

oycapaldi:

Doctor Who Fest: Day 1

↳ Who is your favourite companion? | Martha Jones

1 week ago on 10 September 2014    via rainnecassidy   originally from oycapaldi