THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE
A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen
FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.
so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.
(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )
HOLY SHIT WHAT
I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.
JESUS CHRIST JESUS.
#WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN JESUS IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS JESUS
THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—
Plot Twist: The Bible is full of blowjobs
I’m pretty sure this changes everything.
No no no no no. No. Not true.
Yes, feet is a euphemism for feet in HEBREW. Not Greek! The New Testament is in GREEK. So when Jesus washes his disciples feet, or when the woman anoints Jesus’ feet with perfume and that other woman washes them with her tears (two different accounts), you can be pretty damn sure they actually mean LITERAL FEET.
And there is no account of Jesus washing the feet of women.
Old Testament (written in both Hebrew and Aramaic) is less clear, but even then, sometimes they are really talking about feet.
History side of tumblr, back me up here!